The following photographs are real. There are, of course, real stories behind them.
But let's get real. This is what is really going on:
Justin Timberlake recently won a suit against a female stalker who proclaimed that they were meant to marry and rule the world. What a whack job. Look at the photo again, crazy. Justin is pointing at ME.
Ged Galvin uses a remote control to use the bathroom after suffering a horrible motorcycle accident that left him with a colostomy bag. I shit you not. (Sorry...couldn't be helped.) He is a young handsome man with a couple of kids and his whole life in front of him. But take a look at the look on the face of this man. "Sweet Jesus. Are we done yet?" He seems to be saying through gritted teeth while at the same time coveting the chubby remote in his palms like a precious diamond or a new born baby. "I knew I shouldn't have had that second helping of frijoles at lunch!"