Man Eat Man, Man Eat Tiger, Lion Eat Tiger, Oh My!
Whoever said it's a dog-eat-dog world surely worked in corporate America. But that topic is as dead as the tiger in the next story.
A man who eats a tiger made the headline news recently.
Not Tiger Woods eating soup through a straw, mind you.
And not a wild beast of a tiger on the loose, terrorizing many innocents and dining on a few.
A man. Ate a tiger. Now is in jail. With what I can only presume to be a massive case of indigestion or something even more uncomfortable.
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Happy holidays indeed.